I think that I am an Electronic Ninja. Let me explain. Today I was at some automatic doors – you know the kind that open when you walk up to the. Well these doors didn’t open. I practically smudged my face against then and nothing I jumped up and down still nothing, I even left and came back and that didn’t work either. Luckily some other person needed to go into this store too others I would probably still be there. And then a little later on I tried to use my eftpos card – “swipe card” the machine asked; so I obliged but the message didn’t change. “Swipe card” it asked again so I did and still “Swipe card.” It only worked when the shop assistant after giving me the dirtiest look ever swiped it. Now all I have to do is learn how to use my powers for good and not evil. Any ideas?
Things I have done or will do.